arirna:

Me trying to intimidate a fly that has flown into my room without my permission 

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yourfavecantfuck:

yourfavecantfuck:

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Jack “Skinny Penis” Morrison from Overwatch suffers from Erectile dysfunction!

Requested by @grimewife

Oh of fucking course they reveal that Jack’s gay the day after i posted this, huh. They really made me bully an old gay man, huh.

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‘Temporary’ Names

captainamericacrunch:

justcallmeaphrabehn:

crystallineaffluence:

drferox:

lenacraft:

zooophagous:

drferox:

drferox:

Vet clinics often have litters of kittens to raise. Either they’re too young for a shelter, too sickly, or the clinic intends to adopt them out when they’re big enough. Whatever the reason, nurses often end up raising kittens and giving them ‘temporary’ names. 

The intention of these temporary names is that if you give the kitten a stupid name, you have something to call it other than ‘the middle black male’, but because it’s a stupid name you wont get emotionally attached and end up keeping it. Again. 

Which is how some nurses end up with cats that have names like ‘Flea bus’ and ‘Trash bag’. 

Folks, I succumbed.

I ended up keeping Trash Bag.

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He’s growing fast.

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And getting into trouble

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Happy post number 2500!

Tell Trashbag I love him

We love you Trashbag

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Trash Bag chose Charmander.

I love this

This is my cat Fork

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that cat looks like he knows his name is fork

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okpals:

tinymilkbastard:

handsome man: hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

young boy:


AUHH

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hunty-wunty:

Ana: Hey! I got some new lore, and possibly a ski-

Soldier 76:

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liquidstar:

huffleporg:

apeachscone:

olaf is the prime example of a genuinely bad character who did a few good deeds in his life and doesnt get redeemed because of it. the baudelaires did not mourn for him. they buried him because to them, they felt thats what they should do. they still hated him. count olafs ending is not an excuse to crown him your “uwu precious angel who was misunderstood.” he is a bad person who had a few good moments. dont romanticize his abuse of the baudelaires just because he carried kit to the island.

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I think they buried him because watching a corpse decompose is traumatizing and unhygienic. Plus it would not smell good at all. 

Burying him was more their gift to themselves than any commentary on his worth as a character. 

damn wtf happened in frozen 2

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joachimmurathugeass:
“ cdi-screens:
“Hotel Mario
”
this is biblical in a way i cant describe
”

joachimmurathugeass:

cdi-screens:

Hotel Mario

this is biblical in a way i cant describe

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catsuggest:

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punk suggeste hold self

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